WARNING: Sergeant Pepper advises against reading these memes while driving. Please partake responsibly and NEVER share with children.
“I went out walking through streets paved with gold…Yeah, I went with nothing, nothing but the thought of you. I went wandering.” The Wanderer, by Bono
I love Johnny Cash’s vocal rendition of this song and it’s what immediately came to mind when I once again had a devil of a time finding funny memes. The other thought that popped into my head was cocktail napkins. Yep, you heard it here first. Cocktail napkins are the funniest new memes in town. I love you guys. You deserve good giggles, so I hope you spit drinks and pee your pants over these. Enjoy!
Oh, by the way, women aren’t the only ones who partake of ‘mommy’s helper’ so I’ve no idea why, after hours of searching, I found VERY few with men on them. My hubby and I figured it’s because ‘men are too cheap to spend (waste) money on funny paper used to wipe up messes.’ My words, not his. I love you, hon!
Phew! If you made it this far, like, share, comment using buttons above, below, etc. I appreciate your fun at my expense. Wait, what? LOL. Thanks for reading and sharing!!
Corn does the same
Well…not necessarily. Talk to plants like barley and hops, that make BEER! I no longer drink…but beer works for me.