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Oct 16Liked by Cori Bren

Corn does the same

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Well…not necessarily. Talk to plants like barley and hops, that make BEER! I no longer drink…but beer works for me.

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I love an occasional beer or old fashioned the most. I have alcohol 2-3 times a mont

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Laughing...I love beer....but it does land on my belly...and my belly does not need any more help!

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And then there’s corn. Tortillas, corn chips, whiskey AND bourbon. Long live ‘shine!

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M Le Baron, yes! We are going through the food chain and discovering more good things to eat! I cannot handle hard liquor, never took to it. Beer I loved...but still no longer drink. Enjoy in moderation, you are needed in this world!

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These were so funny and awesome!

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I’m glad you like them. Helping people laugh is a tough challenge nowadays but when I use these at gatherings and include them with gifts people seem to enjoy them.

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So many to live by 😂😂

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I love these napkins. I include them in gifts all the time

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They are napkins? I need them in my life!😂

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Cocktail napkins. $6-$12 a pack on Amazon. People at my events seem to enjoy them and I’ve not had much luck finding good memes lately.

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Im going to find some! 😂

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OMG this made my entire day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I see myself in AT LEAST every single one of them LOL! I think I might be a bitch and probably was a bad mom.

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Mom shmom! Good human = good mom and you’re def good people!

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Never give alcohol to children!

Speaking of which, I remember being in an argument with a drunk 10-year-old over whether a taxidermied animal at a fancy seafood restaurant was a mongoose, or a meerkat!

His parents were giving him wine coolers straight from the bar, and nobody said nuth'in!

I had my work phone with me, an HTC Mogul [if you remember those] so I looked it up online. A meerkat is a South African mongoose, I was right. LOL!

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If you liked these, on my site I have 3 other meme drops. People seem to enjoy the humor so I do them roughly once a week now

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Lol I thought you were going another way with that comment - AKA looking up the drinking laws. Lol

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Wow! Some of these are great!

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Glad you like them. I have some at every gathering at my house. Lol

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Check this out. Aldi has a wine advent calendar!

Also, a few years ago they had some weird mulled wine that you’re supposed to drink warm it came in a box. It was flavored like pine, and smelled like a Christmas tree. Very strange, but it tasted pretty good.

https://www.mashed.com/605351/fans-of-aldis-wine-advent-calendars-will-love-this-news/

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I’ve been busy as a buzzing bee @Cori Bren I’ll get to this one on a break later today! 😍😍😍

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Thank you. I’m honored to be on break with you. 🙏

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Thank you sweet @Cori Bren but I’m on no break this month. But wish I were! Lol! 😀

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Nice

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Thanks Julie

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Love all these Vanessa!!! Thanks for sharing. I resemble quite a few......😁

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Lol. Me too! ❤️

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Great collection! I think you misspelled 'Wine' down Wed.

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Lol that’s a trap for ocd types. Gotcha!!

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