Brilliant. I love the cat'n'salad ! I know a personal trainer who occasionally runs "health retreats" as an option for her clients. But they aren't run here in cold, rainy Scotland. They just happen to be based in the Canary Islands. Amazingly, they sell out in about twelve seconds. Who would have guessed that Pina Colada could be part of the my-body-is-a-temple regimen ! :)
Lmao. Nice digs if you can get em, right. Although when my sons were young we made our annual pilgrimage to the ocean by 13 hour car ride each way. We loved it. We were relaxed and the kids liked going with their cousins. A lot of happy feelings were shared there so it’s a good marketing strategy this guru uses. 🤭
The one about skim milk lying about being real milk made me laugh!! I rarely drink milk anymore ... as a kid my step father would buy powdered milk and water it down so it tasted like water with a terrible aftertaste 🤣😂😂 we weren't poor he was just a bastard 😆 my brother and I used to cry on cereal day LOL sooo nasty...this one made me laugh outloud!! Its funny now but at the time it was like an epic tragedy...it wasn't until I was 19 and was actually poor and needed to buy powdered milk a time or two that I realized it doesn't taste disgusting if you make it according to the instructions on the back 🤣😂🤣
So glad you saw something here to relate to. You took me for a ride in the way back machine. We were poor and my dad mixed a half gallon of whole milk with a half gallon of powdered milk (made correctly) to make it last longer. Let’s face it anything Ron Swanson says makes me laugh he’s one of the funniest characters ever written.
I learned buying 4% milk and pouring 1 jug into 2 and adding water made 2 percent...which was far better than skim 🤣😂🤣 but my kids didnt appreciate my ingenious ideas 🤣😂😂
Lol I get it. My sons are grown but years ago I was lifting weights in my basement doing squats and our new kitten (turns out it was feral) leapt onto my flexed quadriceps and hung off my legs by its claws. OUCHY! Lol. But I always did yoga before they got up or after they went to sleep.
We all need the regular dose of Cori Bren laughter! Loved the dear Chris Farley as Matt Foley meme... he was always hilarious. Health is subjective to a degree (ask me, I'm five months from 73!). Keep on, dear Cori, you are a gem!
So good!
Thank you. I publish memes somewhat regularly now because I find that humor is sadly lacking in the world right now.
Brilliant. I love the cat'n'salad ! I know a personal trainer who occasionally runs "health retreats" as an option for her clients. But they aren't run here in cold, rainy Scotland. They just happen to be based in the Canary Islands. Amazingly, they sell out in about twelve seconds. Who would have guessed that Pina Colada could be part of the my-body-is-a-temple regimen ! :)
Lmao. Nice digs if you can get em, right. Although when my sons were young we made our annual pilgrimage to the ocean by 13 hour car ride each way. We loved it. We were relaxed and the kids liked going with their cousins. A lot of happy feelings were shared there so it’s a good marketing strategy this guru uses. 🤭
The one about skim milk lying about being real milk made me laugh!! I rarely drink milk anymore ... as a kid my step father would buy powdered milk and water it down so it tasted like water with a terrible aftertaste 🤣😂😂 we weren't poor he was just a bastard 😆 my brother and I used to cry on cereal day LOL sooo nasty...this one made me laugh outloud!! Its funny now but at the time it was like an epic tragedy...it wasn't until I was 19 and was actually poor and needed to buy powdered milk a time or two that I realized it doesn't taste disgusting if you make it according to the instructions on the back 🤣😂🤣
So glad you saw something here to relate to. You took me for a ride in the way back machine. We were poor and my dad mixed a half gallon of whole milk with a half gallon of powdered milk (made correctly) to make it last longer. Let’s face it anything Ron Swanson says makes me laugh he’s one of the funniest characters ever written.
I learned buying 4% milk and pouring 1 jug into 2 and adding water made 2 percent...which was far better than skim 🤣😂🤣 but my kids didnt appreciate my ingenious ideas 🤣😂😂
They will once they have kids of their own.
Have kids i mean im 44 and up to in think 11 grandkids in total 😅💓💓💓
They almost all do now 🤣😂😂
The yoga at home 🤣🤣🤣 add a kid to the back and a dog laying underneath and that’s my version of yoga at home. I gave up after the third baby.
Lol I get it. My sons are grown but years ago I was lifting weights in my basement doing squats and our new kitten (turns out it was feral) leapt onto my flexed quadriceps and hung off my legs by its claws. OUCHY! Lol. But I always did yoga before they got up or after they went to sleep.
I really like the Sunday carbs. I can eat enough peach cobbler and ice cream to last a week!
Peach cobbler sign me up!!
Love you Beotch!💕
Missing myself laughing. My 2 favorites........guys with the popcorn poch shirt and Ron's fishing is like yoga.......😁
I freaking love both of those!! Love you sis!
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Haha, the Santa snacks are awesome. :)
IKR? That’s kind of an awesome idea not gonna lie. 🤪✌️🎉
Lol the burning 800 calories in 30 minutes 🤣
Lmao I LOVE that one. If only that magic worked.
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Thanks for reading An K.
My pleasure Cori!! 👍😉
Priceless laughs Cori, thank you!
Laughter is still free. I’m so happy you enjoyed this⚡️🦋🙏❤️
We all need the regular dose of Cori Bren laughter! Loved the dear Chris Farley as Matt Foley meme... he was always hilarious. Health is subjective to a degree (ask me, I'm five months from 73!). Keep on, dear Cori, you are a gem!
Happy to give everyone a laugh we need more every day. Reminds us that it’s mostly great to be alive.
Take the spoon out of the coffee to heal the eye pain! I've been doing it wrong this whole time!
I needed these! Thanks Cori!
Happy to help! That is one of my favorites.
“I won't quit but ill cuss the whole time”, that's mine. 🤣😂
That one struck a chord with me too 🤭
Love these. The xray fix! Haha. And the dryer. Maybe the wrinkle free spray works?
I’ve tried it…it does Not…but you smell really good 🤣
Lmao. I bet!
Great thinking on the wrinkle spray LOL. Thanks for checking these out!