I have a confession: I have no idea what the Orient Express one means! Other than that , my Top of the Pops would be:
1)Shampoo (yeah, I would just use soap but I guess the shampoo at least smells of something vaguely pleasant like coconut or something....whereas the wife has a whole rack of scary looking metal tubes and "WTF is that?? type psychedelic-coloured potions. And she only has short hair! ).
2)1 out of 10......brutal. I would never have been stupid enough to ask LOL!
3) Dogs lick us because we have bones :) :). I've seen a few versions of that one, and my favourite was him thinking......"maybe if I changed the cylinder head gasket that would work....."
Excellent humour again. It must be a laugh a minute in your house. Don't answer that !
Now you mention it, what an excellent name for a mysterious and anonymous goth-metal band. I can picture the album artwork right now. Because of course it would be exclusively released on vinyl. Defiantly analogue! :)
Where to start? My hubby uses humor to make me smile. I treasure every laugh we do have because things aren’t always a laugh a minute but they could be so we’re doing the work to get there.
It took me a hot minute to get the crow one. Jaw is singular for Jaws the movie. Crow is singular for crows, a group of which is a ’murder’ lol. So the movie Murder on the Orient Express becomes Crow on the Orient Express. It was one of mine in the post. I love it because it’s a brain twister. 🤪
The shampoo thing is mine too and matches many women but not me, I have long naturally curly hair which has made its life work clogging drains🤭. It doesn’t like detergents of any kind and our hard water turns conditioner into spackling paste. So I use only shampoo, only roughly 3 times a month and one styling product which no longer works with this flaming mass of radicalism I call hair. My hubby colors it for me. And I trim it myself because hairstylists lie when they say “I can cut curly hair.” Lol sorry backed the dump truck on that one. I’m not the average woman with the potions and goos.
The 1-10 one was his. It took me a sec to get that one too lol.
I find all versions of that last one funny but this one came from Andrew Dad Explains dad memes I think.
I see re the crow thing. Yeah I got the jaw/jaws but would never have got that without you telling me. I had completely forgotten the plural for crows. I dislike the collective for ravens (an “unkindness”) as they are one of my favourite birds - an exhilarating sight to see swooping in the high corries of the mountains here). Thanks for all the hair insight! fascinating.
The shampoo meme is definitely my favorite! 🤩 Because I actually don’t use shampoo except on rare occasions. Instead, I clean my hair using a large amount of conditioner. It’s works great!
I only clean my hair once a week because mine is so dry and it’s also frizzy. But first I use coconut oil and let it soak in. Then I just wash it with a lot of conditioner. The better quality conditioner, the better the outcome. Once in a while when there is too much buildup, I give it a apple cider vinegar, rinse and use a little high-quality shampoo.
I’ll informed and ignorant, except I really haven’t much in the way of eloquence so I would adjust it to say they bat shit crazy and need a frontal lobotomy. But that’s just me.
Trick question!! Perhaps: the shampoo one (which ways women choose a shampoo), the sailor language and the little pony, and the buying a birthday cake and eating it all yourself. Memes are amazing! W.E.W.
I have a confession: I have no idea what the Orient Express one means! Other than that , my Top of the Pops would be:
1)Shampoo (yeah, I would just use soap but I guess the shampoo at least smells of something vaguely pleasant like coconut or something....whereas the wife has a whole rack of scary looking metal tubes and "WTF is that?? type psychedelic-coloured potions. And she only has short hair! ).
2)1 out of 10......brutal. I would never have been stupid enough to ask LOL!
3) Dogs lick us because we have bones :) :). I've seen a few versions of that one, and my favourite was him thinking......"maybe if I changed the cylinder head gasket that would work....."
Excellent humour again. It must be a laugh a minute in your house. Don't answer that !
An unkindness? That’s amazing these birds are like a movie star’s other worldly named entourage. Lol
Now you mention it, what an excellent name for a mysterious and anonymous goth-metal band. I can picture the album artwork right now. Because of course it would be exclusively released on vinyl. Defiantly analogue! :)
Where to start? My hubby uses humor to make me smile. I treasure every laugh we do have because things aren’t always a laugh a minute but they could be so we’re doing the work to get there.
It took me a hot minute to get the crow one. Jaw is singular for Jaws the movie. Crow is singular for crows, a group of which is a ’murder’ lol. So the movie Murder on the Orient Express becomes Crow on the Orient Express. It was one of mine in the post. I love it because it’s a brain twister. 🤪
The shampoo thing is mine too and matches many women but not me, I have long naturally curly hair which has made its life work clogging drains🤭. It doesn’t like detergents of any kind and our hard water turns conditioner into spackling paste. So I use only shampoo, only roughly 3 times a month and one styling product which no longer works with this flaming mass of radicalism I call hair. My hubby colors it for me. And I trim it myself because hairstylists lie when they say “I can cut curly hair.” Lol sorry backed the dump truck on that one. I’m not the average woman with the potions and goos.
The 1-10 one was his. It took me a sec to get that one too lol.
I find all versions of that last one funny but this one came from Andrew Dad Explains dad memes I think.
Laugh on friends!
I see re the crow thing. Yeah I got the jaw/jaws but would never have got that without you telling me. I had completely forgotten the plural for crows. I dislike the collective for ravens (an “unkindness”) as they are one of my favourite birds - an exhilarating sight to see swooping in the high corries of the mountains here). Thanks for all the hair insight! fascinating.
Crow on the Orient Express!!! Ahahah!!!
Good eye that is one of my favs of ALL TIME!!
🤣🤣😂😂
Love you sis
I couldn't pick a favorite if my life depended on it, Cori. They're all hysterical! I love them!
If you’re happy I’m happy 🤪cause laughter is the best medicine.
You have a great outlook, Cori! Laughter is the best medicine.
So?
So? 🤷♀️ Sew buttons on your underwear?
I buy cheap stuff. Poo is poo
Lmao. “Poo is poo” ✅
VO5. All there is. Recently exceeded a buck a bottle.
That’s my childhood ONLY green Prell shampoo
The shampoo meme is definitely my favorite! 🤩 Because I actually don’t use shampoo except on rare occasions. Instead, I clean my hair using a large amount of conditioner. It’s works great!
I might have to try that trick. Mine’s been frizzy.
I only clean my hair once a week because mine is so dry and it’s also frizzy. But first I use coconut oil and let it soak in. Then I just wash it with a lot of conditioner. The better quality conditioner, the better the outcome. Once in a while when there is too much buildup, I give it a apple cider vinegar, rinse and use a little high-quality shampoo.
Favorites:
Shampoo
Crows
The only one
Good picks. I love that crow one cause it’s sneaky.
Well done!
I’ll informed and ignorant, except I really haven’t much in the way of eloquence so I would adjust it to say they bat shit crazy and need a frontal lobotomy. But that’s just me.
Thank you! Happy you like it. Did you have a favorite?
it has to be at least "3 in 1"..😁
Cori, some of those were brutal!!!! Yikes, I had better behave around you...
Lol. I’m curious. Name 3 you think were mine.
Trick question!! Perhaps: the shampoo one (which ways women choose a shampoo), the sailor language and the little pony, and the buying a birthday cake and eating it all yourself. Memes are amazing! W.E.W.
Thank you for putting a smile on my total shit day! I can't pick a favorite -but I bet I can tell which ones were yours. 😂🤣
So sorry you had a shit day. Happy this derailed the crap train. When we have the votes I’ll put which is which in a note. 🤪
Nope not true for this boy
Fragrance - no
Body-hell yes
Provides oil to dry hair- yep
No sulfates- absolutely not!pubic not public hair- oh yea baby!
Lol
Love the Shampoo one. So true!
Yes it is for most. Mine is a little easier because there’s only one shampoo that doesn’t frizz my curls, so it’s a no brainer.
9's and 10's is great. No Pants Pooh. Zoom call with HR. Priceless!
Pantsless Pooh is my second fav. Thanks for reading.
While all of these are LOL fantastic (and that crow drop is VERY clever), I gotta stick with Savage Mary. One of my favorite memes evah ;-)
Lol thank you for reading and restacking and voting. That’s my absolute fav, well it might be tied with pantsless Pooh.
LOL That Pooh-drop ('Pooh-drop"... that sounds really wrong, doesn't it?) was definitely in the running ;-)
Lol thank you for reading and restacking and voting.
Lol