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Leaf and Stream's avatar

I have a confession: I have no idea what the Orient Express one means! Other than that , my Top of the Pops would be:

1)Shampoo (yeah, I would just use soap but I guess the shampoo at least smells of something vaguely pleasant like coconut or something....whereas the wife has a whole rack of scary looking metal tubes and "WTF is that?? type psychedelic-coloured potions. And she only has short hair! ).

2)1 out of 10......brutal. I would never have been stupid enough to ask LOL!

3) Dogs lick us because we have bones :) :). I've seen a few versions of that one, and my favourite was him thinking......"maybe if I changed the cylinder head gasket that would work....."

Excellent humour again. It must be a laugh a minute in your house. Don't answer that !

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Cori Bren's avatar

An unkindness? That’s amazing these birds are like a movie star’s other worldly named entourage. Lol

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Leaf and Stream's avatar

Now you mention it, what an excellent name for a mysterious and anonymous goth-metal band. I can picture the album artwork right now. Because of course it would be exclusively released on vinyl. Defiantly analogue! :)

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Cori Bren's avatar

Where to start? My hubby uses humor to make me smile. I treasure every laugh we do have because things aren’t always a laugh a minute but they could be so we’re doing the work to get there.

It took me a hot minute to get the crow one. Jaw is singular for Jaws the movie. Crow is singular for crows, a group of which is a ’murder’ lol. So the movie Murder on the Orient Express becomes Crow on the Orient Express. It was one of mine in the post. I love it because it’s a brain twister. 🤪

The shampoo thing is mine too and matches many women but not me, I have long naturally curly hair which has made its life work clogging drains🤭. It doesn’t like detergents of any kind and our hard water turns conditioner into spackling paste. So I use only shampoo, only roughly 3 times a month and one styling product which no longer works with this flaming mass of radicalism I call hair. My hubby colors it for me. And I trim it myself because hairstylists lie when they say “I can cut curly hair.” Lol sorry backed the dump truck on that one. I’m not the average woman with the potions and goos.

The 1-10 one was his. It took me a sec to get that one too lol.

I find all versions of that last one funny but this one came from Andrew Dad Explains dad memes I think.

Laugh on friends!

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Leaf and Stream's avatar

I see re the crow thing. Yeah I got the jaw/jaws but would never have got that without you telling me. I had completely forgotten the plural for crows. I dislike the collective for ravens (an “unkindness”) as they are one of my favourite birds - an exhilarating sight to see swooping in the high corries of the mountains here). Thanks for all the hair insight! fascinating.

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Iris Weston's avatar

Crow on the Orient Express!!! Ahahah!!!

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Cori Bren's avatar

Good eye that is one of my favs of ALL TIME!!

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Beth's avatar

🤣🤣😂😂

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Cori Bren's avatar

Love you sis

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C.J. Heck's avatar

I couldn't pick a favorite if my life depended on it, Cori. They're all hysterical! I love them!

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Cori Bren's avatar

If you’re happy I’m happy 🤪cause laughter is the best medicine.

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C.J. Heck's avatar

You have a great outlook, Cori! Laughter is the best medicine.

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Ken's avatar

So?

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Cori Bren's avatar

So? 🤷‍♀️ Sew buttons on your underwear?

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Ken's avatar

I buy cheap stuff. Poo is poo

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Cori Bren's avatar

Lmao. “Poo is poo” ✅

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Ken's avatar

VO5. All there is. Recently exceeded a buck a bottle.

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Cori Bren's avatar

That’s my childhood ONLY green Prell shampoo

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Charlotte Pendragon's avatar

The shampoo meme is definitely my favorite! 🤩 Because I actually don’t use shampoo except on rare occasions. Instead, I clean my hair using a large amount of conditioner. It’s works great!

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Cori Bren's avatar

I might have to try that trick. Mine’s been frizzy.

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Charlotte Pendragon's avatar

I only clean my hair once a week because mine is so dry and it’s also frizzy. But first I use coconut oil and let it soak in. Then I just wash it with a lot of conditioner. The better quality conditioner, the better the outcome. Once in a while when there is too much buildup, I give it a apple cider vinegar, rinse and use a little high-quality shampoo.

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Jackson74's avatar

Favorites:

Shampoo

Crows

The only one

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Cori Bren's avatar

Good picks. I love that crow one cause it’s sneaky.

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

Well done!

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Alan Devincentis's avatar

I’ll informed and ignorant, except I really haven’t much in the way of eloquence so I would adjust it to say they bat shit crazy and need a frontal lobotomy. But that’s just me.

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Cori Bren's avatar

Thank you! Happy you like it. Did you have a favorite?

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Rob Riley's avatar

it has to be at least "3 in 1"..😁

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Wendy Elizabeth Williams's avatar

Cori, some of those were brutal!!!! Yikes, I had better behave around you...

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Cori Bren's avatar

Lol. I’m curious. Name 3 you think were mine.

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Wendy Elizabeth Williams's avatar

Trick question!! Perhaps: the shampoo one (which ways women choose a shampoo), the sailor language and the little pony, and the buying a birthday cake and eating it all yourself. Memes are amazing! W.E.W.

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Kim Smyth's avatar

Thank you for putting a smile on my total shit day! I can't pick a favorite -but I bet I can tell which ones were yours. 😂🤣

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Cori Bren's avatar

So sorry you had a shit day. Happy this derailed the crap train. When we have the votes I’ll put which is which in a note. 🤪

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george h fleet's avatar

Nope not true for this boy

Fragrance - no

Body-hell yes

Provides oil to dry hair- yep

No sulfates- absolutely not!pubic not public hair- oh yea baby!

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Cori Bren's avatar

Lol

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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

Love the Shampoo one. So true!

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Cori Bren's avatar

Yes it is for most. Mine is a little easier because there’s only one shampoo that doesn’t frizz my curls, so it’s a no brainer.

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Craving Ratio's avatar

9's and 10's is great. No Pants Pooh. Zoom call with HR. Priceless!

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Cori Bren's avatar

Pantsless Pooh is my second fav. Thanks for reading.

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Stone Bryson's avatar

While all of these are LOL fantastic (and that crow drop is VERY clever), I gotta stick with Savage Mary. One of my favorite memes evah ;-)

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Cori Bren's avatar

Lol thank you for reading and restacking and voting. That’s my absolute fav, well it might be tied with pantsless Pooh.

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Stone Bryson's avatar

LOL That Pooh-drop ('Pooh-drop"... that sounds really wrong, doesn't it?) was definitely in the running ;-)

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Cori Bren's avatar

Lol thank you for reading and restacking and voting.

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Cori Bren's avatar

Lol

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