True Love?! Those Filthy Jerkbags!!

A meme-y tale of why the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' is nightmare fuel

I can’t take credit for the rooster. AI slipped it in there. This party is an ornithophobic’s worst nightmare!

What’s the deal with The Twelve Days of Christmas? All those birds?! Shiver… I have nothing against birds per se, but 23 of those flapping monsters by day seven? No sirree Bob! I want nothing to do with that. And by the time this ‘favorite’ carol is through, there are:

• 12 partridges

• 22 turtle doves

• 30 French hens

• 36 calling birds

• 42 geese

• 42 swans

Thanks to my friend

Dustin Geise

- who coined the phrase “nightmare fuel” and who sent me a meme about this bird situation - I’ve created a 12 days of Love and Christmas meme collection funny enough to soothe all these ruffled feathers. Enjoy!!

EVERYONE, just everyone, needs a laugh today. Please save on Christmas card postage and share this instead. Maybe they’ll thank you with something sparkly.

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