NICE Package, Santa!

Delivering the memes, unbroken and on time.

Dec 14, 2024

This holiday season, ya better watch out. Mail order delivery has overtaken those schmucks who used to go to an actual store and wander around for hours, or worse yet, fight with people for the last flying orb or disk because it’s the gift every kid on the planet wants. Those deliveries are seriously tossed around, busted up, or just plain flattened. Yesterday I received a giant box (could have held a love seat) with a smaller box inside. Inside the smaller box was a lawn chair cushion in a space bag, flattened to the size of a placemat. Seriously, a child could set up an apartment made of these boxes, for a placemat sized cushion. LOL.

Kristi Keller

shared a note today, copied here.

An ode to those who shop exclusively online for Christmas:
UPS Tracking: “Your package is in X city, USA on a truck driven by Bob and will be at your door at 2:37PM.”
Fedex: “Your package is coming. You'll get it when we give it to you.”
USPS: “You ordered something??”
Amazon: “We’re inside your house.”
Facebook: “We know you were thinking about getting a toaster oven. Here's 15 ads for toaster ovens.”
Canada Post: *CURRENTLY ON STRIKE*

It gave me a deep belly laugh and made me want to scrape together some memes about delivering and wrapping gifts. We wrap everything on Christmas Eve with lots of wine. LOL. Not wrapped in wine, but having wine while wrapping. No wonder I sleep so well while Santa is working. Have fun with your holiday prep this season. I know we will!

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If your family and friends are all thumbs at gift wrapping, share these memes, get them some wine, and send them into the game anyway. They’ll buy you socks in return.