Don't Call Me Shirley

I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon.

I’m blaming this one on Julie Dee who got me started with a hilarious stripper name meme, enclosed. I went looking, planning to do an alter-ego/stripper name meme drop, but HOLY COW! Pickins are slim (please refer to cover art LOL). This thing took me days to put together as I kept ‘putting a pin in it’ and ‘taking it offline’. Then I’d ‘circle back’ while pivoting like a drunken kid barreling down a steep hill in an out-of-control radio flyer, little red wagon. Please fasten your five point harness for this because it’s all over the place. Sheesh, I gotta get more outta this than aching sides, from laughing, and a hangover.☮

P.S. The title and subtitle are quotes from Airplane and The Princess Bride respectively.

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Introduce your favorite people to ‘Bone Crusher’. They’ll thank you.

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These memes are just a few of many, and are my most popular posts overall, found under Fun Stuff on my website. Spread the word, pet names are so hot right now.

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What’s your favorite, funniest movie character or pet name? Booplesnoot is definitely a favorite of mine.

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Check out last year’s shipping shenanigans, my pre-holiday memes.