A couple weeks ago I got tired of wandering around my house with messy hair in a pony tail, in need of color, and generally living in pajamas. It’s a long story but finally one Saturday morning we planned to run some errands. So (begrudgingly) I fixed my hair, got dressed in actual clothing with zippers and buttons and stuff, gave my husband a hug, and said “Do I look ok? You can love me again now. I’ve trimmed my nose hair.” LOL.
This, of course, gave me a horrible, awful, no good, crazy idea for memes about all the contraptions, contortions, potions, makeup, magic and such that humans avail themselves of in an attempt to look decent and make ‘worthy company’ for their partner. And, with Valentines Day just around the corner, let’s explore the myriad ways that men and women get ready for a big date and throw in some laughs about the biggest BIG date! Enjoy!
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Lol right? It’s the Geico gecko. Lmao
Living on a farm makes it difficult to want to wake up and put on being beautiful! Lol! Uggs, jeans a t shirt and ponytail work for me! So unlike my days of glamorous stage makeup and beautiful costumes! 😍 But every week on date night we get all dolled up and I feel pretty good!
So many great memes here Cori — describing my attitude! 😘😘😘