I’m so happy you like these. Humor is keeping me from throat punching people…which reminds me I have a meme post about throat punches. It’s kind of out there…🤭
IKR? Literally men and women alike perform this madness every day. Between us chickens I once asked my hubby something about shaving my legs or something (don’t recall the question) and he said “wait! You have legs?” Lol tongue in cheek he likes to throw sexist horseshit around randomly to keep me on my toes. I’ve never bothered with the head to toe scaping after that. At almost 60 years old, I have like 10 random hairs on each calf and occasionally I give them what for, if I’m wearing my glasses. 🤭🤪🤷♀️🔥
Those were real shampoo ads, weren't they? Those are hilarious! Hair sniffing didn't just start with Mr. Bush. There's a really, really nasty joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going in after it.
The shaved gecko is some serious commitment. But the opposite end of the spectrum, big hair, has been much on my mind (not on my head, unfortunately). Due to someone linking We Don't Need Another Hero in a reply to my comment, I've fallen into a Tina Turner rabbit hole and I can't get out! Woah did that gal have hair. And moves.
IKR?! We were poor so coast dips, Prell shampoo, and crest toothpaste were the extent of toiletries, shared 5 sisters, 1 brother, and my dad. Good times🤭🎉🔥
Cori!! WHERE do you find these memes??? Sigh... I hate to tell you, I am not a fan of Valentine's day. I stay home and away from all the nonsense! Love the beard jokes and the nosehair jokes, though. Thank you for the always needed laughs, as always. W.E.W.
Well…for me, it is just like all these frazzled husbands running around the Safeway store, looking for flowers for the wife…sad. Just do the laundry for them, fix dinner, wash the dishes, etc.
My wife told me when we got married that she would like a card on her birthday and valentines, If I am broke a dollar store card will be great. So, I always will at the very least get her a card.
As far as the nose hair cutting, I once saw a man on a HD tv and I could see the nose hairs hanging out of his nose, even though I will probably never be on TV I keep my nose hairs trimmed back. I tried the wax but decided NOPE!
8 of 10
Manly men
Who grow their beard—
—Have no beard.
They have
Instead…
Face-gina.
Lol
😆😂🤣😄.......dying laughing 😃 😀
These are def some of my all V time favorites.
These are hilarious, Cori (and some are true!)
Many are true! I especially wonder if there’s a gentleman somewhere with the Geico gecko on his head?!🤭🎉🔥
I wouldn’t be surprised! 🦎🦎🦎
Thanks for your efforts! These brought much needed smiles and a few guffaws!!!
I’m so happy you like these. Humor is keeping me from throat punching people…which reminds me I have a meme post about throat punches. It’s kind of out there…🤭
The lady shaving in the shower. 😂
IKR? Literally men and women alike perform this madness every day. Between us chickens I once asked my hubby something about shaving my legs or something (don’t recall the question) and he said “wait! You have legs?” Lol tongue in cheek he likes to throw sexist horseshit around randomly to keep me on my toes. I’ve never bothered with the head to toe scaping after that. At almost 60 years old, I have like 10 random hairs on each calf and occasionally I give them what for, if I’m wearing my glasses. 🤭🤪🤷♀️🔥
Those were real shampoo ads, weren't they? Those are hilarious! Hair sniffing didn't just start with Mr. Bush. There's a really, really nasty joke in there somewhere, but I'm not going in after it.
The shaved gecko is some serious commitment. But the opposite end of the spectrum, big hair, has been much on my mind (not on my head, unfortunately). Due to someone linking We Don't Need Another Hero in a reply to my comment, I've fallen into a Tina Turner rabbit hole and I can't get out! Woah did that gal have hair. And moves.
Also, since you're a chicken fan, I thought I should cross-pollinate: https://markalexander.substack.com/p/chicken-memes.
IKR?! We were poor so coast dips, Prell shampoo, and crest toothpaste were the extent of toiletries, shared 5 sisters, 1 brother, and my dad. Good times🤭🎉🔥
Cori!! WHERE do you find these memes??? Sigh... I hate to tell you, I am not a fan of Valentine's day. I stay home and away from all the nonsense! Love the beard jokes and the nosehair jokes, though. Thank you for the always needed laughs, as always. W.E.W.
We stay home too.🤭
Well…for me, it is just like all these frazzled husbands running around the Safeway store, looking for flowers for the wife…sad. Just do the laundry for them, fix dinner, wash the dishes, etc.
You gut that right
My wife told me when we got married that she would like a card on her birthday and valentines, If I am broke a dollar store card will be great. So, I always will at the very least get her a card.
As far as the nose hair cutting, I once saw a man on a HD tv and I could see the nose hairs hanging out of his nose, even though I will probably never be on TV I keep my nose hairs trimmed back. I tried the wax but decided NOPE!
This makes me laugh 🙏✨
I’m glad you have nose hair to trim. That means no nose ring or piercing !!!
💝💝💝will you be my valentine 💝💝💝🥰🥰
Lol. I’m not into pain so no piercings plus I don’t think they look nice. But that’s just me.🤭
They don’t look nice. Not a big fan of (female) tattoos either.
And the second you get home you strip down and climb back into your sweatpants. Haha.
I certainly do. 🤭Lol